Once upon a time, there was a proud turtle. The turtle always admire the birds flying freely in the sky. One time, the turtle's 2 bird friends came to talk to the turtle. The turtle ask them to make him fly and he will give them some goods. The birds ask how? The turtle take a branch and ask them to eat at each end. The turtle bite in the middle.

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Like this V=birds O=turtle. the 2 birds take off and let the tutle is sooooooooo happy.

A tutle from below is soooooooo shock, a tutle flying? The tutle ask whose ideal is it?

The proud turtle say its me! u noe what happen next? i lazy to write.......

Joke

Once there live 3 brothers call Shut Up,Maner and Trouble.One fine day they all go cut wood, then later trouble sudenlly lost.After that, Shut Up and Maner go to the police sation to report trouble was missing in the woods, half way to the police sation, Maner wanted to go toleit. Then Shut Up go to the police station.
Policeman:
What is your name?
Shut Up:
Shut Up
Policeman:
Are you looking for trouble?
Shut Up:
Yes how you know!
Policeman:
Where is your maner?
Shut Up:
At the toliet